The Big Rock Statist Mountains- A Parody

One evening as the polls closed down
And the folks went back home grumbling,
Down the track came a voter hiking,
And he said, "Guys, I'm not staying 
I'm headed for a land that's far away
Besides the crystal fountains
So come with me, we'll go and see
The Big Rock Statist Mountains

In the Big Rock Statist Mountains,
There's a land that's safe and clean,
Where you never need to lock your door
And folks of are never mean
Where no crooks ever get away
And the sun shines every day
And great public schools 
And clean swimming pools
The great big malls
Where prices fall
In the Big Rock Statist Mountains.

In the Big Rock Statist Mountains
All politicians never lie
And the laws make perfect sense
And everyone loves the FBI
The dollar is always strong
And everybody has job 
Oh I'm bound to go
Where we have no foes
Where no one robs
And there is no mob
In the Big Rock Statist Mountains.

In the Big Rock Statist Mountains
All the kids can read
And everyone has enough to eat
And all get what they need
There are no drunks or junkies 
And the streets are nice and neat
The whores are gone
And the children smile
The perfect roads go
for miles and miles
In the Big Rock Statist Mountains

In the Big Rock Statist Mountains,
We'll never lose a war.
All the kids are well-behaved 
and always do their chores
There ain't no smut on TV
No porn on the internet
I'm bound to stay
Where you salute all day,
To the smillin' face
Shown in every place
In the Big Rock Statist Mountains.
....
I'll see you all this coming fall
In the Big Rock Statist Mountains