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Thursday, June 19, 2025

Spot the Not #81 - Mike Tyson

All the following are real quotes from him except one. Can you Spot the Not?

1. I'm a dreamer. I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds.

2. I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm.

3. I will punch him until his guts are coming out of his mouth and then play jump rope with his intestines.

4. My biggest weakness is my sensitivity. I am too sensitive a person.

5. I just want to conquer people and their souls.

6. I don't understand why people would want to get rid of pigeons. They don't bother no one.

7. I just don't kill anything no more. I used to kill pigeons, rip their heads off, 'You dirty rat pigeon!' I don't even have the heart to kill an animal no more. I just changed my whole life in general.

8. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart! I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah!

9. I wish that you guys had children so I could kick them in the fucking head or stomp on their testicles so you could feel my pain because that's the pain I have waking up every day.

10. I ain't the same person I was when I bit that guy's ear off.

11. I probably have a 20,000-word vocabulary. I'll match my wits with anyone on literature, science and the arts.

12. Do you know what I do sometimes? Put on a ski mask and dress in old clothes, go out on the streets and beg for quarters.

13. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard.

14. He called me a rapist and a recluse.  I'm not a recluse.

15. Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth.

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