1. I'm a werewolf.
2. I closed one eye to stop seeing double so I could drive drunk.
3. This isn't a burglary; we were told everything was free.
4. I thought my lucky penny would protect me.
5. I'm not a bad driver; it was a tarantula attack.
6. I didn't break into this car; a leprechaun let me in.
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