A boorish Boer lived on a moor
His neighbor was a poor Moor
The poor Moor and the boorish Boer
fought over who could bore more
To settle the score
the poor Moor schemed to lure
the boorish Boer with roar
at his door on the moor
At the stroke of four on the moor
the poor Moor let out a roar
at the door of the boorish Boer
who fell with fright to the floor
Feeling sore, the boorish Boer
tore open a drawer, took out a
sword, and stormed off to gore
the poor Moor
The poor Moor had a store
near a sewer on the moor
it had been built not long before
thus it was a newer sewer on the moor
The boorish Boer was sure at his core
that the poor Moor had roared at his door
and using lore of the thunder god Thor
took his sword and beheaded the poor Moor.
And so ended the war of the Moor and Boer
This all happened in the days of yore
when soft rains poured on the moor
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