1. This man is a dauntlessly religious man and a rock-solid conservative, advocating alcohol prohibition and the criminalization of homosexuality, among other right-wing positions.
2. He has a number of right-leaning ideas, including a 100% porn tax. He also favors "mandatory expungement": Six months after being convicted of a serious crime, your record is wiped clean. Even minor offenses would be forgotten after 3 months.
3. An eccentric fellow who enjoys coming up with some very creative inventions, he is running for the GOP nomination in 2016. He has a very dim view of terrorists and drug traffickers; in fact, he wants to deploy weapons to fry them from orbit.
4. He is a diverse candidate who probably has at least one opinion to please anyone. Few politicians are able to satisfy both a pro-legalization marijuana advocate and a staunch pro-lifer. Of course, this also means most would object to a majority of his platform.
5. A strong conservative with an extremely dim view of large banks, he calls the integrity of mainstream politicians into question and accuses them of catering to monied special interests. He strongly believes a President should serve only a single term.
6. A self-made millionaire known as The Dildo King, he calls for public executions of terrorists and corrupt government officials.
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