Do you suffer from Top-man-itis? If so, Libertix may be for you. Libertix treats bootlicking, equivocation, and other major symptoms of Top-man-itis. Ask your doctor about Libertix.
Side effects of Libertix include irritability, alcoholism, lack of empathy, and extreme rationalism. Other side effects can include inability to vote for the chosen candidate on your team, and loss of war boner.