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Showing posts with label swahili. Show all posts

Thursday, September 17, 2026

Rambo history lesson

Rambo in Afghanistan



I give Hollywood credit for trying to teach Americans world history via America's most famous fictional soldier. In Tanzania, where I lived for a few years, rambo is slang for a plastic bag, because most had his picture on it and they are tough like Stallone. 

Makmende is East Africa's version of Rambo and Chuck Norris. His name is joke on the Clint Eastwood phrase "make my day".



Sudden Impact - "Go Ahead Make My Day."




Thursday, August 20, 2026

meanwhile in Africa

Here's what foreign aid pays for:


I exaggerate somewhat, but the main result of foreign aid is population growth. Perhaps someday Africa will industrialize to a similar level as Europe or North America. I doubt it. In any case, Africa is and will be dependent on food aid and food imports, as well as imports of fuel, fertilizer, and machinery. 

The above screenshot is from the 7:42 mark of this video:

The Collective African Culture Is Broken

Elsewhere





The orphanage director I worked with in Tanzania tried unsuccessfully to get permission for a pregnant girl to return to school as she was less than a year from graduating. 

 

Wednesday, July 15, 2026

Wednesday, July 8, 2026

Monday, July 6, 2026

thoughts on Africa's future - agricultural adjustment and neocolonialism

Intensive agriculture with fertilizer, pesticides, and machines has been slow to catch on in sub-Saharan Africa. This combined with high unemployment means a return to subsistence agriculture is likely in the long term if there is no other intervention. 

The problem is traditional methods won't produce enough food to feed Africa's population. It seems the only options are increasing dependence on food aid and imports or letting disease, famine, and war restore the balance. There are 1.6 billion people in Africa now, but only 140 million when they were self-sufficient for food in 1900. 

Alternatively, there could be a mass migration out of Africa, but most countries would be reluctant to accept large numbers of them. 

Birth control could help, but it too has been slow to catch on, though there has been a gradual decline in fertility over the past century. 

Another option would be to allow foreign farmers to buy land in Africa and raise crops. This would be unpopular, but it would solve the food shortage problem. Neocolonialism to the rescue?

China may become the star of neocolonialism. If Africans let them build infrastructure, they'd probably let them farm. China needs food imports and also has a large pool of unemployed young men. I can see Zimbabwe letting Chinese workers grow food on formerly white-owned farms. South Africa might do the same. The Chinese would have to hire enough Africans to sweeten the deal or provide some other incentive. 

When I was in Tanzania, I saw that pretty much everyone was a farmer, and most were pretty good at it. I tried my hand at it but only succeeded in growing a small bunch of bananas. Hivyo ilivyo (that's the way it is). 

Tuesday, June 30, 2026

Thursday, June 18, 2026

milima haikutani, lakini binadamu, hukutana

 





Mountains don't meet, but people do.

When you speak a foreign language, just use the words you know and pronounce them well, and others will understand. 





Saturday, June 6, 2026

swali

 


"How come we aren't sending volunteers to *your* country?"



Friday, May 22, 2026

race and climate - a thought experiment

Black Africans will become an increasingly large share of the global population during this century, and many of them will settle abroad in countries that have winter.

How will that play out? African Americans adapted to cold climates, but they were forced to. 

There is an intriguing book about an African man from Togo who went to live in Greenland:


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The book recounts all the many episodes one expects from adventure literature: trouble at home, imagining a better life elsewhere, the struggle to find that life, disillusionment with certain hard facts that rub against bookish fancies, and the return, a state of mind where the author is more mature and more in touch with reality. Again, as Alvarez points out, the story reads like a fairy tale.

Readers discover the meaning of the Togolese bokonon, priest of the sacred python,
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It amuses me that Bokonon is also the name of the founder of a satirical religion in Vonnegut's novel Cat's Cradle

Anyway, I have a hard time seeing large numbers of Africans settling other continents the way Europeans did, and for the same reason large numbers of Europeans are not settling the Sahara or Antarctica or Siberia. 

Arab and other refugees to Finland are unhappy with the climate:





Monday, February 2, 2026