Bill O'Reilly punted a football backwards and is still upset about it

Who Knew? Bill O'Reilly of Fox Found His No-Spin Zone With a Botched Punt - The New York Times

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"Never mind that I won the national punting title for my division as a senior," wrote Mr. O'Reilly, who has never been loath to boast of his achievements. "Never mind that I split the uprights scores of times. In the hearts and minds of my college peers, I am the man who punted a football backwards."

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