leroy jenkins!

raise hell

RAISE HELL | Military Motivation 2017 HD

come dream with me tonight

Teddy Ruxpin: Come Dream With Me Tonight

fan service

OK, all you Hot Topic squee weeaboos. Here ya go:

I have bills to pay. Your support would be greatly appreciated. 

Follow Me (sculpture) - Wikipedia

jour de gloire

Un cadeau pour vous:

Sorry it's not as epic as I wanted. C'est la vie. 

The Floppotron: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

R & R

shoulder to shoulder

 

galactic heroes

 

Victory of the Saints on Chalupa Prime

 

Derpetology: Hired Raygun - part 1

mardi gras space marine

 Laissez les bon temps roulez pour l'empereur!

psychedelic space marine

Lumberwoods tarot cards

 

space marine mosaic

 

Spot the Not #44 - Rick Perry

Can you spot the fake quote in the list below? 

1. When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas.

2. You can be sure our country is going astray when two men can get "married" but kids can't pray in school.

3. There is evil prowling in the world - it shows up in our movies, video games and online fascinations, and finds its way into vulnerable hearts and minds.

How to Win Super Monkey Poop Fight

play the game here:

 

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/297130

general tips:

-you get infinite lives so use them

-attack enemies from above or behind

-don't forget to duck; it lets you dodge projectiles and hit crouched and climbing enemies

-ignore birds; you don't need to kill them to clear a stage

-don't run into anything that isn't a bunch of bananas or an extra life

-don't attack enemies again until they stop blinking

-if you enjoy gore, let the gorilla attack you

-you can stomp on monkeys climbing on vines below you to make them fall

There are 25 levels and then a victory screen.

How to win the 3rd world farmer game

3rd World Farmer is an online game where you play the role of a poor farmer in Africa trying to survive various natural and man-made calamities. After a few tries, I figured it out and beat the game. I credit my success to my experience in the Peace Corps. Here's what to do:

1. Have as many kids as possible & put to work. Don't bother with school.

2. Build a well as soon as possible.

3. Keep your family healthy.

4. Buy projects before livestock, buildings, or implements.

5. Don't plant cash crops until you have at least $200.

#1 seems to run counter to most development thinking.