Spot the Not #33 - things that happened to me during basic training at Fort Sill

All of the following items are true except one. Can you Spot the Not?

1) a drill sgt tried to run me over with a bus

2) I was nicknamed "Mailman"

3) When I got my head shaved, I told the barber, "Just a little off the top"

4) I did 580 pushups in an hour

5) I got paid to watch a Kung Fu movie

6) I spent an hour outside in the wind and sleet with no hat or gloves