All of the following are real biographies of 2016 Democrat candidates except one. Can you Spot the Not?
1. Spent 30 years as a vagabond; his many jobs included mime, clown, lion tamer, medical experiment volunteer, rodeo clown, tattoo artist, stevedore, and door-to-door salesman. He pledges to restart the Civilian Conservation Corps to help unemployed young people.
2. Fairly mundane liberal politics with a few conservative leanings, he believes that the NSA is bugging his phone and trying to poison him in an effort to cover up the truth about 9/11.
3. Deeply concerned about environmental disaster, he looks to the construction of arcologies for shelter from the coming chaos.
4. He is a classic rags-to-riches American success story. The poor Louisiana boy who fled conditions he considered to be virtual slavery and once worked as a janitor for $2 an hour eventually came to own the stores he used to mop.
5. He believes the middle class has been disenfranchised in modern America and feels it's important to rectify that by lowering or eliminating taxes on the less fortunate.
6. This retired USAF member and father of nine definitely brings something different to the table. He is in his eighth consecutive run for the Presidency, which he entered because he was "commanded of the Lord to enter the race to become President of the United States of America".
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