The following are all real quotes from him except one. Can you Spot the Not?
1. What I think we ought to do is bring the guillotine back. We could have public executions.
2. The traffickers ... these are guys by the name D-Money, Smoothie, Shifty. These type of guys that come from Connecticut, New York. They come up here, they sell their heroin, then they go back home.
3. They never admit it, but most women like it when a strong man takes control and slaps them when they get out of line.
4. Sen. Jackson claims to be for the people, but he's the first one to give it to the people without providing Vaseline.
5. If you take a plastic bottle and put it in the microwave and you heat it up, it gives off a chemical similar to estrogen. And so the worst case is some women might have little beards.
6. Everybody looks at the negative effects of global warming, but with the ice melting, the Northern Passage has opened up.
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