Cannibals worldwide expressed anger yesterday at a film that mocked the consumption of human flesh. Protesters chanted slogans and ate American flags. The protests grew in size for several hours until the crowd began to feed on itself.
Grrr, the president of the Council on American Cannibal Relations, said "films like these fan the flames of hatred and push moderate cannibals into extremism." "Mmrrrm!" he added as he began ravenously eating a severed arm.
Other cannibal groups admitted that while they do hunt, kill, and eat people, theirs is a proud tradition with a long history of discoveries in how to hunt, kill, and eat people.
Grrr, the president of the Council on American Cannibal Relations, said "films like these fan the flames of hatred and push moderate cannibals into extremism." "Mmrrrm!" he added as he began ravenously eating a severed arm.
Other cannibal groups admitted that while they do hunt, kill, and eat people, theirs is a proud tradition with a long history of discoveries in how to hunt, kill, and eat people.
No comments:
Post a Comment