Government Departments Renamed Honestly

State
Espionage

Treasury                                                          

Counterfeiting

Justice
Malfeasance

Interior                                                            
Exterior

Agriculture                                                     
Subsidies

Commerce
Crony Capitalism

Labor
Lethargy

Defense                                                          
War (this incidentally was the original name)

Health and Human Services
Handouts
 

Housing and Urban Development                  
Slum and Ghetto Creation

Transportation
Boondoggles

Energy
Nuclear

Education                                                        
Ignorance

Veterans Affairs
Casualties Affairs

Homeland Security                                         
Absurdity